Middle of the Road

No this isn't a post about my political views, although that's what I like to think I am.

This is literally about the middle of the road, or rather things I've seen in the middle of the road recently. I don't why I've all of a sudden seen such odd things lately just lying in the road.

Today I saw a pillow in the road. And a stalled car right in the middle of the interstate, center lane. Stopped.

In the past month I've seen black shirts (no I didn't pick them up, I have enough already), I've seen a couch in the road, yes, really, and I've seen a several dead squirrels. (Squirrels are not killed by cars, but by indecision.)

But I have to say the weirdest thing I've seen in the middle of the road was a port-a-potty. Right there on the top of the overpass on Memorial Parkway. It was hilarious.

I'll keep my eye out for more crazy stuff in the road. At least I'm not the type to stop and pick these things up! Besides, what would I do with a port-a-potty?