Chocolate is a Girl's Best Friend
My Favorite Chocolate Bar is:
Chocolate Funnies...
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
posted by word sneezer @ 2:40 PM
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2 Comments:
This makes me think of that comic about putting eating chocolate at the top of the list of things to do that's been on the fridge forever. Is it still there?
Yep, it's still there. That's what got me started on this post. I almost went and scanned it. (I do accomplish something almost everyday.)
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